stability:

precumming:

I want kids so bad

so go to a playground and take one stupid where do u think kids come from

(via die-abolical)

callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

(Source: fujiwaranomokou, via bullied)

framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

(via moneyca)

red-lipstick:

Nicolas Demeersman aka Pretty Punk (b. 1978, Seclin) Worldwide ongoing Fucking Tourist series 2009-2014 Captures The Resentment Of Locals With A Simple Gesture. (Info with each pic)

(via marcingorthot)

guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

(Source: guy, via bullied)

carlospalmer:

instead of calling someone a “grammar nazi”, why not try:

  • word nerd
  • syntax whiplash
  • fuckin geek
  • speech preacher
  • punctuate infatuate-er
  • ~Lord English~
  • grAMMAR SLAMMER

(Source: carlospalmer, via iisolatiion)

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