weaselmittens:

Blood type: $$$

(via zombieslayer0069)

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

(via bullied)

  • some bitch: omg you wore that shirt the other day
  • me: yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine

nastyjungle:

disney did a better job making these two lions look different than they did on making PEOPLE in frozen look different 

(via wings-of-fucking-freedom)

hula-hope:

My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.

(via casual-vibes)

How I clean my room:

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

(Source: godtiermeowlin, via jessicaisbrown)

  • how to stop time: kiss
  • how to travel in time: read
  • how to escape time: music
  • how to feel time: write
  • how to waste time: social media

mackenziefrenzie:

OUR PILOT WAS JUST LIKE “ladies and gentlemen…i hope you realize you aren’t on a normal flight..” AND HIS TONE WAS ALL SERIOUS AND EVERYONE JUST PAUSED AND I STARTED HAVING A PANIC ATTACK THINKING IT WAS A TERRORIST ATTACK OR SOMETHING AND THEN HE CASUALLY GOES “we now have 100 calorie oreo snack packs to offer you” I CANT FEEL MY LEGS

(via jessicaisbrown)

deathwingstolemyepicz:

do you want to cuddle and play video games all night?

a) yes
b) a
c) b

(via bullied)

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